DISQUS

quaintly: Alvin has PE

  • alvin · 3 years ago
    what you and I had last night was a short and intense sex. I did not have Prematured Ejaculation.

    And you were the one who's too tired for a second round.

    Hem hem!
  • pinkpau · 3 years ago
    you confuse tiredness and disdain, my dear .. :D your capacity of reading emotions is not the only thing that comes up short.
  • ArtificiallyVerbose · 3 years ago
    i don't think i should be here *blush*
    *turns runs and hides and sets up a vid cam* :P
  • eWe · 3 years ago
    *psst* IF you put up more photos, maybe Borders might give you free stuff for free advertising! ;p
  • ezra · 3 years ago
    You personify the unfairness of life. Some people go through their lives with a mediocre background, a mediocre family, a mediocre face, a mediocre body....living meticulously mediocre lives of mediocrity until they die a mediocre death.

    You, on the other hand, seem to have someone tipped everyone's candies into your pocket. As much as I hate you, you're somehow infinitely adorable, and THAT'S unfair too!
  • Jay · 3 years ago
    I used to like boarders too, that is until I found Waldenbooks. But then again, it's the same parent company. Oh, and to answer your question from before, I did listen to those tracks, however my favorite track was Delicate.
  • will · 3 years ago
    You know what you need right? A camera that can react faster than they can. Just prepare your shot and then turn, camera in hand, and snap away.

    Either that, or have a camera that can shoot behind you. That way people wouldn't know what's going on until it's too late :P
  • waifon · 3 years ago
    I've encountered everything you've mentioned up there. It's not that bad if you utilise your camera phone though. Most of the time, I just pretend I'm typing a msg but hehehe..I'm actually snapping pictures of ppl with BO, ppl scratching their armpits, digging nose, and other stupid stuff.
    Likewise in restaurants. Whenever I whipped out my digital cam and take snapshots of my food, I get intense weird, cold and unwelcomed stares from waiters, restaurant managers, patrons and etc. It's like so jakun-ish and I can only afford to eat at their restaurant once in a lifetime.
    It did happen to me recently when I was in my club. A chef came up to me and asked, "Why are you taking pictures of your food?"
    I nonchalantly answered,"It looks so good and I tak sampai hati wanna eat it." I cant possibly tell him I wanna post them up in my blog. He'll be like..WTF?!!!111oneoneone.
    Kenny Sia..always the smarter choice. he's just fantastic. nuff said. Oh Lordy, that pink page. Like what DIGI said..Time to change:D
  • Marianne · 3 years ago
    You're too cute hunny! :)
  • vvens · 3 years ago
    LOL. you have a nice picture there.! wheeeeeeeeeeee

    and yes, whenever i want to take any picture of some non-human stuffs, my mother will start nagging me.
    she says i'm crazy. hahahaha.
  • suki · 3 years ago
    that is one awesome pic there :)
  • zen · 3 years ago
    *both hands up* :D

    cool pic!
  • passerby · 3 years ago
    you are so fuckin gorgeous :)
  • Colin Charles · 3 years ago
    Keep in mind the other reason to shop in Borders is that they're rumored to sell the wonderful Moleskine notebooks! So if I ever move back to Malaysia, I know a local supplier ;-)

    Borders in Australia are also one of the few suppliers of Moleskines.

    Once you write on one of them, there's no turning back!

    P/S: Nice picture btw. It looks like you took some effort in getting it. Kudos.
  • pinkpau · 3 years ago
    artificially : haha i dont get it, why not?

    ewe : i'm no xiaxue or kennysia .. :D

    ezra : you hate me??? :( does this mean i dont get the new version of Cannonball?!

    jay : what's the difference between waldenbooks and borders? haha sorry, we dont get the former over here!

    will : you have such a sneaky camera :D

    waifon : yer camera phones .. i dont like .. :( donno why but i dont. the quality does the photo subject absolutely no justice!

    marianne : and you're too beautiful .. :D hey are you going to give CNTM a shot?! PLEASE DO!!! then i can see u on tv..!!! and yell out to everyone at the bar, THAT'S MY FRIEND! hahaha

    vvens : hey my mom too! ahhaa haih old women nowadays..!

    suki : thank you! haha we were just fooling around, didnt expect a decent shot to actually turn up

    zen : thanks!! though i shouldnt be taking the credit, haha cos i didnt shoot this pic. all i did was jump. lol!

    passerby : you are too kind .. :D i go nowhere near that adjective.

    colin : haha oh, moleskines, everyone's going crazy over em. and no there was no effort at all .. just a lot of jumping and good lighting! plus i didnt shoot the pic, so the kudos dont belong to me .. :D
  • ArtificiallyVerbose · 3 years ago
    haha i was talking about ur late night escapade talk with Alvin :)

    there's a new version of cannonball? isn't it just the radio and album versions. i got both :D

    you can get moleskines at how&why. i didn't know everyone's goin crazy over them... i got one for a long long time :P
  • pinkpau · 3 years ago
    oh, that?! hahaha no problem wan, he isnt exactly the shyest person around.

    as for cannonball, the new version is the one as sung and played by ezra low. i'm still waiting for it ..!

    bout moleskines, i donno man, haha DO tell me what its appeal is!!!
  • Colin Charles · 3 years ago
    The appeal is good writing material. But I don't know why there's a recent craze... I've been using it for yonks, and they're sitting here or there... Acid-free paper is good!

    Thanks ArtificiallyVerbose, I have never bought a Moleskine in Malaysia... Always Internet-ordered, or bought overseas, for the last semi-decade or so
  • ria · 3 years ago
    me likes the pic.. it's a lil childish but that hint of navel adds a whole lotta oomph. sexay :D
  • Johann · 3 years ago
    Deary, I don't think they would only be looking at your stomach... although you could be in the ad for Jetstar :D
  • eWe · 3 years ago
    Aiya, just get a thousand hits a day and your own club and you can be just as good la. Also,....you need a bimbo blog ;p
  • pinkpau · 3 years ago
    colin : there must be some trigger to this moleskine explosion .. haha i'm gonna go find out what it is.

    ria : and i love your new curls!!! do keep your hair like that forever and ever .. :D

    johann : what is jetstar?

    ewe : haha i think they get 10 times of one thousand hits ..! xiaxue gets 10000 from what i hear. wah must be nice to have my own club .. :D
  • eWe · 3 years ago
    su ann, all you have to do is to take the intelligence off your posts to become like xiaxue ;p
  • Johann · 3 years ago
    The airline... like AirAsia, just that their advertising has people doing "star" jumps...
  • pinkpau · 3 years ago
    ewe : a bimbo blog .. hahhahaa but that's what my blog already is!

    johann : OOH. what happened to Ansett?!?!
  • eWe · 3 years ago
    but you see...you need to take pictures of your nails...and become a pure cam whore.....


    but i think i like you without the cam whoring part

    so yeah, don't be popular kay? :p
  • Ps Michael Sin · 3 years ago
    I had no choice but to laugh my kidneys out when I read the passage where there Chinglish appeared..."ekskew me ah, miss ah, here is cannot take photo wan". A typical classic! Awesome! Man, for a good laugh, I'd give it 100 marks!

    And I also liked the way you described the security fella's "empty gun". What...you really think he was that dumb?

    Well, I seldom read blogs...I only read technical specs! Not that I like to but sometimes I just have to. But I do drop by your blog every now and then. I will now swing in more often for a good laugh.

    Thanks. Great blog. Awesome writing. Keep up the good work. Hope to see you around.