DISQUS

quaintly: Desperation

  • Ken · 3 years ago
    I thought he was a genius.. he found X!! :P
  • alvin · 3 years ago
    The first one had me laughing so hard I ran the chair I was sitting on over my right toe.

    :D
  • Waifon · 3 years ago
    that was like so lawak, it's not even funny anymore. i like the first and third one. Damn comical. Yeah, economics test every week doesn't only sounds just like hell, it feels like hell too:( All the best tomorrow! :):):):):) And yeah, how can he not find the value of X!?
  • meanoldman · 3 years ago
    ok im an idiot. how DO you solve no.3?
  • Eva · 3 years ago
    is it that pythagoras theorum thing where a(squared) = b(squared) + c(squared)? so umm...b = 3cm and c = 4cm...square root both of them...add them up..25cm. root that and get the hypotheneuse which is 5cm.

    Man I feel smart. =)
  • Kevin · 3 years ago
    Hahaha the first one, especially with the comment from the teacher is a classic haaha
    Expand...expand expand expand etc
    hahahaahhah
  • vvens · 3 years ago
    hahahahaha the six = 6 is funny!
    hahahahaha
  • Hishy · 3 years ago
    tralalalala... okay, I'm reading your blog today to procrastinate from studying Philo.

    I haven't started studying either :D... okay somehow I think I shouldn't sound so proud about it.

    Anyway - OI GO STUDYYY LAAAA :P
  • prawn · 3 years ago
    All the best in ur philosophy finals =)
  • Kevin C · 3 years ago
    try listening to a philosophy podcast, it may help.

    look for the guerrilla radio show, quite good listening.

    all da best!
  • Susan · 3 years ago
    hoi .. >=(!!
    don't laugh at people who are mathematically challenged... like ME!!!!!!! *sobs*....*hides in the corner*...
  • Sv · 3 years ago
    oh man. better study!... dont wanna end up like peter! haha

    good luck in ur philo finals!
  • AngPau · 3 years ago
    Q1 is wrong because the ( ) and n are not expanded as well !

    If I was the teacher, I would give Q3 full marks as the answer is really correct. Sometimes we just follow the education system too much. I guess that's the reason we don't see genuis often. :p
  • foreverjas · 3 years ago
    wah. i better let my bro see this!!!!!
  • Jon · 3 years ago
    omg.. the first expansion of brackets question looks awfully familiar.

    the teacher's handwriting is an exact replica of a teacher I know... Like this really really strict high school Maths teacher I had here in Perth
  • pinkpau · 3 years ago
    ken : whoa like damn smart wei! hahaha his spm for sure A1 for addmath ..

    alvin : hahaha i know what you mean .. i was showering and the word 'expand' just popped into my mind and i was just laughing and laughing to myself :P

    waifon : poor u! i sympathize. and thanks for the wellwishes!

    meanoldman : all u finance ppl donno simple mathematical theorems wan issit?! hey shit pythagoras is in my philosophy syllabus .. okok i'm gonna go study

    eva : hehe 10 marks for u, missy!

    kevin : haha damn stupid right

    vvens : i wonder what miss doh would do to us if we wrote that in our form5 mod maths ...!!

    hishy : you should read my blog regardless of whether you are procrastinating or not!!! haha i just finished like um .. the Hellenistic chapter. and that's .. all ..

    prawn : thank u!! will need the luck

    kevin c : hehe yes sir!

    susan : hey i'm mathematically challenged too ok :P fellow brethren!

    sv : yea i got math test on thursday :P i shall seek inspiration from this peter guy ..

    angpau : hey actually if i got Q1 also i dunno how to answer .. i only know for sure how to do it if its a quadratic equation. if lets say n is 3, does that mean the equation is a^3 + b^3 + 3ab?

    foreverjas : i showed my bro, he laughed like mad haha

    jon : very funny, jon
  • AngPau · 3 years ago
    ErRr... Hope I still remember lah. This is like more than 6 years ago liao. :p

    (a+b)^3
    = (a+b)(a+b)(a+b)
    = a^2 + 2ab + b^2 (a+b)
    = a(a^2 + 2ab + b^2) + b(a^2 + 2ab + b^2)
    = a^3 + 2a^2b + ab^2 + a^2b + 2ab^2 + b^3
    = a^3 + 3a^2b + 3ab^2 + b^3
    =======================

    Go ask you math teacher, if wrong pls tell me. :D
  • pinkpau · 3 years ago
    omg bryan you're damn cool leh
  • dawn1o9 · 3 years ago
    the 3rd one is so funny! But I'm probably just stupid, I wouldn't know how to solve those problems if someone gives them to me right now... Been away from Math class for so long! (over 6 years)
  • AngPau · 3 years ago
    Dunno correct or not also. :p
  • Susan · 3 years ago
    My maths tutor beside me says that you're right =P... okay, so we're two different types of people... i am mathematically challenged and you are not =(.... boo hoo.
  • Adrian C · 3 years ago
    this post is so numb3rs. hahaha
  • voonkiat · 3 years ago
    lol i like the 2nd one, haha so silly, six=6 haha, the 4th one the equations so ganas tho. =p anyways, good luck for ur philopsophy finals yeah.
  • bee hoon · 3 years ago
    i love the first one!! so lame yet so funny:D
  • Sv · 3 years ago
    well good luck with the maths! i say u got the wrong idol...
  • smartypants · 3 years ago
    The teacher is a lucky devil to get such a genius of a
    student! What the candidate lacked in maths, he more than made up in wits and logic. Why poor me never had such luck after marking answer scripts for years?!
  • Evan · 3 years ago
    ewwwwww. dont remind me of high school mathematics. i could barely pass then. my brain just can't fathom any of those formulas hence my decision to jump to a design school hhaha
  • Ven · 3 years ago
    wat a joke for my monday blues. can forward the email to me? :)
  • Celestina · 3 years ago
    lol that was funny!

    All the best for your finals!
  • director · 3 years ago
    haha.....this is the third time i see these jokes...freaking funny when i saw it first time
  • ront · 3 years ago
    no one tackling Q#4? how one earth the fella came to a complex integration from a simple math expression in the 1st line.
  • Kyels · 3 years ago
    I hope you did well in your finals!

    (:
  • Stephanie · 3 years ago
    HAHAHAH... Loved the first one. And the second one. And the third. And the.. Okay, loved all of them! Love your blog too!
  • turquoise · 3 years ago
    the find x joke is so popular ! i was laughing about it. the 'expansion' one is so funny.
  • pinkpau · 3 years ago
    dawn1o9 : 6 years?? when i grow up, i want to be just like you!

    angpau : it looks right .. :D

    susan : mathematically challenged people are COOL!

    adrian c : tell me you dont watch that! tell me!

    voonkiat : thanks! haha your wellwishes have served me well .. the paper was great :)

    beehoon : haha yeah i love it too

    sv : what's the right one then!

    smartypants : hey english language teachers get the wittiest of the lot ok! well either that or just all the bad grammar and self indulgent essays ... and er lack of punctuation and transitions!

    evan : you went to design school? WAY COOL! where?

    ven : the above pics were about all there was to the email :)

    celestina : thanks! one more paper to go!

    director : hehe laugh till can die

    ront : yeah i dont get it either!

    kyels : hopefully!! :( my english grade is down the drain so i need A's in my other subjects to pull my GPA back up.

    stephanie : heehee funny eh :D

    turqoise : really?? haha this is like the first time i've ever seen it!
  • jirwan · 3 years ago
    the hang man was funny man its like "i can do it arghhhhh !! just a lil more !! arghh!!!!! ala pokem dah tersangkut"
  • Adrian C · 3 years ago
    emm. no, i don't actually. i just think the word 'numb3rs' is just kinda cool :). hehe.
  • MichelleSY · 3 years ago
    Yup, mmm-hmmmmm, that looks like my add maths paper in my good ole high school days *grins*
  • ront · 3 years ago
    come to think of it.the expression (a+b)^n .. is there a way to expand it not knowing what is value of n?? because the expanded expression when n=3 and n=4 is completely different.

    and the fella should get full mark for finding x. because the question did not say find the VALUE of x
  • pinkpau · 3 years ago
    jirwan : hey got ur testi! thankss. when ur majors over? i'll be out of town till like the 21st of aug or something starting this week. will be back in subang like 5 days a week after that tho :P lets grab hold of the alvo and have lunch or dinner or something. las carretas!!! followed up by dota, hehehe

    adrian c : haha thank goodness for that

    michellesy : omg add maths. the HORROR!

    ront : hey actually you're right abt the power of n expression.. hmm!
  • Hijackqueen · 3 years ago
    I'll go hang myself now.
  • JimBungKangKung · 3 years ago
    Ohohoho.
    The smearings on the paper is sooo classic. lol.

    Hey, u know any of these guys? My class would be more exciting and "funner" with them in. haha.
  • ch · 3 years ago
    what is proven here is: math is fun.

    Q.E.D.
  • VictorTan · 2 years ago
    all ur pics are funny, but this one had me laughin out loud at 6am. *kekeke* I'm gonna link this up in my next post. Keep it up!