DISQUS

quaintly: Take Me Home

  • zen · 2 years ago
    so cute lah the taxi driver! :D

    good morning :)
  • k0k · 2 years ago
    my kind of man; "Have more sex!"

    Best advice I've ever heard in my life.
  • tze · 2 years ago
    how can you meet people who says things like that and not get scared!
  • HK · 2 years ago
    That's one COOL cabbie! And he looks good too, rarely do I see cabbies of that calibre~

    Must be one hell of a party that you guys had. Hmph, wish I was there =D
  • alvin · 2 years ago
    you know wat, he does look like jackie chan. :)
  • Waifon · 2 years ago
    I met a cabbie who told me that he used to own an accounting firm. Then there was another Pakistani cabbie who has a degree in law and currently doing his masters in KL. O_O.. intellectual cabbies. He even offered to buy me a ticket to Pakistan to visit his country and his sister (who's a Political Science and English lecturer) will support me over there.

    And it only took me the time from KLCC to Ampang to get a cabbie who wants to go travelling with me and take care of all the moolah business. Damn cool.. but I dont want to end up on the first page of the newspaper under rape cum murder la. He meant well I guess but I'm just paranoid like that haha. Feel better already ok! I buy you chocopies la but it's marshmallow cream inside instead of the usual rubbery marshmallows :D really wannn.
  • chanyip · 2 years ago
    wow...aren't u afraid of pervert taxi drivers?
  • JonathanLim · 2 years ago
    i'd be so freaked out if i was a girl and a guy in a cab told me to have more sex. but he looks ait.

    shit i so wanted to be there. cant believe i missed the second orgy. pool orgy.

    orgy.
  • sieutheng · 2 years ago
    i once met a cabbie who showed me card magic, while he was driving. he has all those poker cards stuck onto his car ceiling. before that he gave me some fortune telling. lol

    and ur cabbie looks like those oompa loompas from willy wonka's chocolate factory.
  • bulat · 2 years ago
    omg! why the cabbie got such expression while camwhoring?! a wth am i doing but im going to smile for the sake look!
  • The Sim · 2 years ago
    haha "you shaddup, hypocrite" is one super comeback, i like. no offense la pink but i just like his quick wit. haha, awesome people are peeps who let their hair loose when u least expect it.

    wow crap the pool party didnt look much different, pls send me some photos (so many girls there, preferably some sexy photos pls).
  • The Sim · 2 years ago
    by didnt look much different i meant "just like old times"

    sorry for adding unnecessary blog comments
  • Michelle · 2 years ago
    Speechless....
  • pinkpau · 2 years ago
    zen : cute right! hehe gmorning to u too

    k0k : this man knows his stuff eh

    tze : no, he was very cool. asked me why i was depressed and then attempted to reason it out with me. gave very good explanations too.. :) and he was like 'sex is a beautiful thing.. no idea why people like to distort it into something ugly and cannot be spoken abt'. haha! i like!

    hk : there were more ppl this year, what with the taylors bunch and all. but yaaa u missing ppl shoulda been here!

    alvin : more so in real life!

    waifon : haha take only lah! its pakistan, babe!!! and eh what chocopie with marshmallow creme :O

    chanyip : hardly. seen too many of them to be scared! but this guy wasnt perverted anyway.

    jon : nooo he was cool. very friendly and we talked abt our love lifes like we were long time buddies, heehee. hey you werent even at the first orgy..

    sieutheng : stuck on his car ceiling?? so cool!!! free fortune telling summore. eh pls lah oompa loompa so ugly ok!!!

    bulat : no he was acting cool, but tak jadi! we took a few shots and he looks like that in all of them

    the sim : yea i oso donno how to respond. i was like arghghhghgh! nope it wasnt much diff except it rained this time and szeyin got thrown in the pool by her man, haha

    michelle : but speechless ppl dont normally leave comments..
  • HK · 2 years ago
    but.. how come i don't get cabbies like this?! The only times when I took a cab, the cabbie was... talking to me about football. He was this big fan of some local club, and he asked me "boy ada tengok bola tak?" "tak de, EPL ada lah.. hehe"

    Echoing The Sim's comment : Send me some pics too!
  • Kevin · 2 years ago
    WHATtttt... THEeeee...FUCKkkkkk

    He's my father's childhood best friend

    ...........................

    -_-"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
  • raZZbeRRy · 2 years ago
    I met a scary cabbie driver who once told me I looked like his ex-girlfriend.

    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmm...

    Then he told me he was joking.

    Good to know taxi drivers in Malaysia have sense of humour!
  • The Sim · 2 years ago
    melbourne taxi driver is dulan-faced, never talk(cause i guy?!) and mostly indian(some is work part time while doing masters) and on top of not being funny, the meter is every 3 seconds 10 cents whether stationary or moving. no fun taking a taxi ride in melbourne, no siree.

    back home, i only got to encounter a racist taxi who kept complaining bout the dominant race. from then onwards my taxi driver was justin.
  • Jayelle · 2 years ago
    wahahahhaa i love that taxi driver man! and he DOES look like Jackie Chan:)

    last time in form4...(a time when i took alot of cabs)..i once encountered this cabbie. Indian dude named Ravi. he asked me, "Girl, you sukak magic tak?"
    and i was like, "oklor..not too bad.."

    then he said he can make the guy i want to fall in love with me. I was like, "hahahahhah ya rite".. then he took out two photos.. of a couple. and he said that he helped the girl in the photo get the guy in the photo. wtf rite?

    I was quite freaked out already. Then he gave me a small container(the type you use to put your roll of film in) and he said, "Dalam takda apa apa kan? Tunggu!"...

    at this time he was driving past Traktor Malaysia(next to subang parade) and he pointed at the bougainvilla bushes lining the area around the building, "Nampak bunga tu?" he said.

    And I was like, "uh huh?"...

    then he shook the container and out came a bougainvilla.

    wtffff...i was damn scared i remember.

    then he asked me to save his number if i ever needed his services.

    thank goodness i don't have to take taxi alone nowadays. can drive di. phew.
  • alea · 2 years ago
    omfg. why aren't all taxi driver's are like that?!! He and i can make a great team on talking sex all day. =P
  • Albert Ng · 2 years ago
    Bladdy hell, I tell people to have more sex, they get annoyed at me instead.

    Power la you can camwhore with taxi driver. I'm shy to take out any camera when in a cab.

    You gotta love cabbies that are unusually informative. Like the one who told me how "his friend's" car-stealing syndicate worked. I think I rode with him twice. There was another who offered me porn after paying the fare because I "had a porn face". There was another making up a random song about being stuck in a jam.

    Those make my day, and I learn from them how to strike up random conversations.

    The rest of the selfish single-occupancy-vehicle jam-causing owners don't know what a self-contained private space bubble they have created for themselves. We're all too closed up.
  • Albert Ng · 2 years ago
    ARRR! I hate it when plans/dates you book/reserve weeks before don't happen in the end. Such that I fear the impending futility of making far-ahead plans.
  • jinz · 2 years ago
    lol..i have the exclusive pics of sze yin getting thrown by her bf to the pool..so that photo u all have to ask from me.(since my lousy 2megapixel camera phone is the only camera around..haha)
    ...haha...that night was great..really bring back past memories..if i was su ann, i would be scared of that cabbie driver..especially if he had spoken in chinese..i'll laugh..but su ann is one very natural girl i can see...
    lol..wat time u went home anyway that day?...7.30am?..haha
  • bs · 2 years ago
    hahaha.. so cute wan the taxi driver! i like his 'you shaddup, hypocrite'! whoa, attitude! he knew that u're dating an older guy?

    p/s: he does look a lil like an oompa loompa....
  • kei · 2 years ago
    what a great experience to encounter an open minded yet decent taxi dude with indepth knowledge of sex and life. hahaha you're such a lucky girl. heh

    and he doesn't looked like jackie chan...probably had too much sex. hahaha
  • Az1 · 2 years ago
    I like anything and everything that has to do with sex and orgy. Especially orgy! LOL!
  • MichelleSY · 2 years ago
    You do run into the most interesting cab drivers =)
    Btw, did you chat in chinese/ cantonese/ english? That guy very stylo-mylo ok? Declare himself a Jackie Chan look-alike some more ;)
  • MichelleSY · 2 years ago
    And YEAH LAH why didn't you enter the ESUM comp - you would have kicked ASS!!!!1111
    I can gerenti ok - or should that be you can gerent
    You should have a Pinkpau SuAnn warranty for situations like these =)
  • dLc · 2 years ago
    wow.. first time at this blog.. gotta admit i got it from kennysia.com.. but.. i gotta say.. this is my fav post so far.. :P
    amazing how sometimes u get lifted up from someone u least expect.. reminds of this song..

    randy travis - angels among us.. :D