DISQUS

quaintly: Why Does It Always Rain In Malaysia

  • Kevin · 2 years ago
    All I got to say is....99% of Malaysian ministers are fucking dumb as hell and the future of UMNO are Mat Rempits...

    I forsee a bright future for Mas ^_^
  • pinkpau · 2 years ago
    who is the 1% that is lucky enought to be spared from ur harshness, oh kevin the beaver? :D
  • Hishy · 2 years ago
    I concur.

    Also; kinda sad that I'm uncomfortable with how polite and efficient cashiers/waiters/etc are here compared to the ones in Malaysia.

    The service industry back home could use a LOT of help, too. But I guess it's easier to blame bloggers, huh.
  • Lalita · 2 years ago
    Aiyoh - so embarrassing lah when my husband tells me have to be careful where you go to toilet when out and about in Malaysia - and I have nothing to say in defence! VMY 2007 - what about Clean Toilets 2007 and forever more right??
    You are so right - there is a lot to be done for improvement. And yeah loh, blame everyone else except that is, the powers that be lah! And damn right about the blardy tempurung man.
    Damn fine post, Su Ann! You go girl!!! =)
  • Lalita · 2 years ago
    PS - My Malaysian-ness has been accentuated in my comments due to a recent trip home! Heh, heh ...
  • LumosMaxima · 2 years ago
    i have actually been stalking your blog for a while now, and because it's so good, i just can't bring myself to discontinue stalking it.

    anyway, this post has got to be the most angsty, anti-patriotic one yet, even though you usually don't have much to complain about the country. but it's so right, so apt that my further commenting would be insulting it.

    i do hope that you don't get served. :)
  • Asyraf Lee · 2 years ago
    Was he the one who also made the statement that "if you don't like malaysia, go back to your country" without the "please" part?
  • The Sim · 2 years ago
    Ok i don't feel like returning to Malaysia now. No wonder i'm not homesick; well except for the family, friends and food (so maybe im homesick after all), but it sure feels good to escape from all these.

    Anyway, i hope they publish this on The Star or something. MMMMonster kill!! fo shizzle.
  • darkhello · 2 years ago
    Heya Su Ann!

    Woh, now I'm getting all-riled up reading that article in the star!!!
    “The bloggers are creating a wrong impression of the country by writing anything under the sun without getting the proper facts and figures,” he added."

    What is this man!!!! 'Writing about anything under the sun!?' How can we even write about anything if they don't want to let us? (re: rocky bru and jeff ooi being sued by News Straits times). If anything at all, they should stop being so paranoid and anal about blogging!!

    Hehe, great post btw. Loved reading your first anti-patriotic rant. :)
  • Jay · 2 years ago
    Whoa! Hm. Well, you make some well points there. I assure you, I have no freaking clue what this WMY 07 was. I mean, first of all, who picked the name?! Come on now. You could have done better Mr. PM! Now, granted, even tho I never heard of WMY 07, I was planning on a South Asia Tour for myself in like the Fall, and KL was one of my stops, but now, you fucking scared the shit out of me. Corrupt taxis, high crime rate, hotels and flights are packed?! How will I ever survive? Hm...maybe I should just skip Malaysia...oh, who am I kidding, this trip will never happen, I'll just skip the entire South Asia area and just drive to the airport and then drive back home...yeah, sounds good to me. =P
  • michael · 2 years ago
    why don't u get yourself a driving license and car?
  • Michelle · 2 years ago
    This is certainly irritating. Man, can the ministers just keep their mouth shut about us?
  • val · 2 years ago
    woo..dat was good!!!
  • martian · 2 years ago
    love it when u talk dirty
  • k0k · 2 years ago
    farcical ‘Malaysia Truuuulyyyy Asiiiiaaaaaa’

    I like that. LoL.

    They really need to start getting somebody with any semblance of originality and intelligence in the tourism ministry.
  • Cat-chan · 2 years ago
    Oh yeah. Word. Absolute word. I agree with each and every word of your post.

    Am really having second thoughts about going back. -.-"
  • BADAWI · 2 years ago
    HI BABY , I WANT TO FUCK YOU ALL DAY ALL NIGHT AND LET YOU DRINK MY CUM
  • nick au · 2 years ago
    hrms... very interesting post.... Hopefully our dearest cabinet ministers rectify their mistakes quicker and start thinking about running a proper goverment body than just showcasing us as a bundle of laugh.

    Otherwise, I probably, wouldn't be around any much longer. Tee hee...

    Oh yea, I'm back from MANILA!!!!
  • reallybites · 2 years ago
    not gonna say anything here or else my comment will be longer than your post :P

    everyone bitches about it and its still the same.it will always be the same.at least for the next couple of years.

    me? i'm thankful for the fantastic hawker food here, especially to the person who created fried oyster.
  • ArtificiallyVerbose · 2 years ago
    i feel that despite its many shortfalls, it is these flaws that make malaysia what she is. the bad government, the corrupt law enforcers, the income and education gap, the many languages, the segregation while all bad in the concepts of equality and conscience, makes malaysia esp kl unique in a way which cannot be replicated anywhere (take sg as an example)

    the bad govt is a common rallying point for most people in a land which has so many areas for disagreement to sprout. the question lies in how long this fragile balance will last.
  • percy · 2 years ago
    what i can say is that the goverment is not doing much in preventing corruption and lots more (e.g. our local council and politician is damn rich that they afford to built their own mansion beside likes to talking nonsense hurting the rakyat and just go off by saying sorry or even accused the rakyat they had misunderstood him )...we will need to wait a see just how long the mas and proton will last...
  • entwined · 2 years ago
    is what asyraf said is true, then omglah we're so doomed for having this dumbass being at the forefront of our tourism ministry. great first impression he's gonna give.

    talking about msian govt and its stupidity always gets me riled up. so freaking narrow-minded and completely missing the BIG PICTURE omg hello...our politicians' stupidity never cease to amaze. aih. i want to say a lot more, but err don't want to get you into trouble ala jeff ooi. so i better stop. :P
  • slurp · 2 years ago
    ei, u can read Chinese one ah? (the sin chew daily)
  • justakid · 2 years ago
    GO PINKPAU!!!! WOOOO!!! :D
  • ch · 2 years ago
    are u taking sth like political economy? this entry looks tooooooo looooooooooooog. perhaps u should tidy it up and submit to some journo.... haaaaaaaaaaaa
  • Kim · 2 years ago
    this so proves how Malaysia is on the way down the drain......sad case man.....Malaysia everything boleh rite.. they're just jealous of us bloggers cuz we garner more interest than their freaking tax-money-eating VMY "campaigns"...our tourism minister should actually READ blogs...

    you go girl~~
  • anonymous · 2 years ago
    getting a bunch of ppl to view ur blog either to get attention/popularity/ by defaming the country wont help malaysia go further. if you're really that concerned abt msia, do sth more practical than typin shit loads. if you hated msia govt. so much ,why dont you leave?what's the point of staying and whinning ?
  • clem · 2 years ago
    ^ because we bloggers are being hit out and attempt to be gagged for 'lies', which I find quite insulting.

    i like this post su ann, now if only the govt reads this and make a change.
  • MichelleSY · 2 years ago
    I feel ya babe!
  • melvin · 2 years ago
    fuiyo..getting political..heh. i think, well i hope the govt will take note of this post. anyway, i believe u should come up with more of these 'rants', u certainly can argue them well. keep it up :)
  • RandomSurfer · 2 years ago
    Goddamn girl, you tell 'em! Tell it like it is!

    /dreads the return home in Aug
  • tze · 2 years ago
    how can you find it in yourself to be so knowledgeable about all these! you make me feel so self centered in comparison, heh.

    anyways yeah la cibai policeman with an anti rasuah badge once took rm8 from me because i had no license (i lost it wtf) and was driving on the emergency lane. rm8 was all that i had la but rm8 also he want! once also i bribed a police rm30 cuz i was going at 110km/h!

    you know what i wanna do, i wanna.. start a revolution wtf
  • pinkpau · 2 years ago
    anonymous at #27 : so you're one of those fools who think that citizens speaking their mind 'wont help the country go further'. look - progress is made when you learn from your mistakes and correct them. our govt has this tendency to live in denial abt their mistakes, so if people like us dont 'whine' and 'type shitloads' as you obnoxiously put it, who else is going to tell them that they're fucking up?

    "if you dont like it, leave" is the most ignorant thing that anyone can say. the worst kind of patriots are those who leave the country when things go wrong, as is ur suggestion. and if we 'marginalized' folk get pissed off enough one day to pull an exodus on the country, do you honestly think that msia will be able to sustain itself? backboneless and uneducated and uninformed people will then be running the country's politics and economy - let's see what fireworks happen lah when that rolls around.

    i completely abhor people like you, who think that people have no right to air their opinions. so, what you want, everyone just sit around being ignorant and play congkak izzit? sit around and let the govt manipulate you like puppets izzit? and as for doing something practical, why dont you give me a suggestion, seeing how when people attempt to 'do something practical', they either get arrested, remanded or slapped with a lawsuit? oh and then there are the anonymous fuckers who come around squealing "ooooh if you dont like it why dont u leave!!" u know what, u and tengku adnan should get together and have a fucking tea party - he seems to enjoy telling people to 'leave if they dont like it' as well.

    get out of my blog lah. stupid little idiot.
  • Waifon · 2 years ago
    Eh I thought good bloggers always return a gentle, polite, and yet sarcastic remark when answering to anonymouses and flamers' nonsensicle comments. And now the theory is proven wrong! You rock pinks! Your comment above is so true. Very angst! Terpegun already! O_O !!!

    I'm not saying that cos I'm one of the people you get to " view ur blog either to get attention/popularity/ by defaming the country" . I'm a peace lover so anonymous don't flame back me ar. I'm not trying to insinuate that you should be flamed like that cos you're an idiot. Plus my dog just died today I swear so I need to stop being bitch for a bit to get some karma for him in doggie heaven :) Would seriously love to share my 2 cents worth of an unemployed woman's thoughts but later they say I'm spreading lies and causing disharmony how !? No can do, no can do.
  • stellaboo · 2 years ago
    very nicely put!

    unfortunately, from what i've seen and heard, the same kids griping about the anti-rasuah cops asking for bribes are the SAME people paying the bribes. if you truly want a change, let's start at home.

    let's hope they are more people like you, who complains productively (for lack of a better word)

    and i had no idea the ferris wheel cost 30mil, thats an absurd amount of money spent but whats new lah, we've always known the government to spend stupidly on stupid things locals are swarming there to "view malaysia from the top" but again these are the same people who don't even travel within their own country.
  • tze · 2 years ago
    aiyah anonymous you seem to have a pathetic existence in the world, so leave the earth la wtf. go to the middle crust la wtf. or travel back in time since your mind seems to belong in the dark ages
  • kenji · 2 years ago
    hmmm. one nasty anonymous comment and you only reply to him/her. what about the rest?
  • pinkpau · 2 years ago
    kenji : wait gimme 24 hrs :P so busy wrapping up things before i leave kl
  • T.U · 2 years ago
    That is one angry Pink. But I totally agree with Pink on the Eye (Patch) on Malaysia contraption. Those who visits or went on a ride on that thing are locals. Tourists from London must be thinking that we ciplak their idea. The tourism department should expose Malaysian cultures, traditions, foods and local stuffs. That's how VMY2007 should be and so that tourists who visits the country can appreciate something Malaysian.
  • ronin · 2 years ago
    I don't agree that some of you call this post 'unpatriotic'. Standing up against such callous remark by a Malaysian minister takes guts. It's helluva lot more patriotic than 'anonymous #27'.
  • A for Anomie · 2 years ago
    Su Ann, this is impressive writing.

    I've personally given up on reading our newspapers, watching tv or listening to radio, because it provides such an "edited" view of our world. I'm glad that I can come to a site written by an 18 year old and it makes more sense than some of our country's short term and long term plans.

    I hope in time (at least in our life time), we, the people who have had enough of this bullshit from our elected officials (I cringe at calling them our leaders), will rise up to kick them out of office and provide better governance.

    Patriotism is about love of our country and it's people, not the government, or the choices made by the government. As a democracy it is the very responsibility of the people to voice their opinions and to demand that the government listen.
  • sweat · 2 years ago
    aiyah everyone already puji-ed your writing so i just wanna say..i enjoyed the eye of msia wor >.
  • melvin · 2 years ago
    Menteri Pelancongan, Datuk Seri Tengku Adnan Tengku Mansor Khamis lalu (8 Mac) menyifatkan kesemua pengendali blog (bloggers) di dalam Internet sebagai pembohong dan 80 peratus dari mereka ialah wanita-wanita yang tidak mempunyai pekerjaan.

    "Kesemua bloggers adalah pembohong, mereka menipu orang ramai dengan menggunakan pelbagai helah. Berdasarkan apa yang saya difahamkan, dari 10,000 bloggers yang menganggur, 8,000 adalah wanita".

    Beliau berkata demikian pada sidang media Jualan Murah GP Malaysia apabila ditanya mengenai tuduhan di dalam blog seorang penyampai TV. Mereka yang hadir pada mulanya terperanjat tetapi kemudiannya tertawa.

    Beliau berkata, beliau mungkin akan kehilangan sebahagian pengundi wanita tetapi beliau tidak menarik balik kenyataannya atau membayangkan beliau hanya bergurau.

    Beliau berkata, bloggers menyebarkan khabar angin, menganggu keharmonian sosial dan kebanyakan bloggers suka memfitnah dan menipu orang ramai melalui blog mereka.

    "Kesemua bloggers tidak mahukan perpaduan nasional. Negara kita berjaya kerana kita bertolak ansur antara satu sama lain, jika tidak, akan berlaku perang saudara, Melayu membunuh Cina, Cina membalas dendam dan membunuh Melayu, orang-orang India pula akan membunuh setiap orang".

    Beliau menggesa rakyat Malaysia supaya jangan mudah mempercayai bloggers dan memperjudikan masa hadapan kita kerana pencapaian kita setelah 50 tahun merdeka bukanlah sesuatu yang mudah.

    "Kita mesti menunjukkan sikap yang positif, jika dunia belajar bersikap tolak ansur seperti kita, dunia akan aman, tanpa perang atau perang saudara".

    Dear anonymous no.27, based on this news report, i believe you're targeting the wrong person.

    Dear badawi no.17, this is not a site to show immaturity LAH!!
  • sweat · 2 years ago
    wtf my comment is cut into half.

    anyway i said i really love this country to bits, with or without all its flawed splendour. although at times i wish this place is a tiny bit better, the govt is a tiny bit more efficient, just slightly less corrupted, ministers just a little less ridiculous, ppl just slightly less obnoxious.

    but i'm tired of wishing. and i don't have the guts to write something like this. i think i'm succumbing to the mentality this govt is trying to brainwash me into. it's like i wish i can stop eating but i can't sort of thing.
    and i think by the time i am 30, i'll be one of those anonymous-es who leave ugly comments telling ppl to just goddamn leave the country and not complain so much, pretending everything is fine and dandy when it's clearly not.

    i don't know what i'm trying to say so here's my abrupt end to this comment.
    (i love your reply to that guy. full of angst. i'm so turned on wtf)
  • elections · 2 years ago
    Su Ann for Prime Minister. vote her in next general election. Pink cabinet.
  • naz · 2 years ago
    spot on, su ann.
  • Az1 · 2 years ago
    Totally agree with PinkPau. Those who do not like what PinkPau posted here, butt off. She's is 110% correct and those who can think, agrees.

    Yay PinkPau!!
  • alea · 2 years ago
    su ann. i salute you. you have said what i've wanted to say in a VERY long time about our uniquely stupid government. The ferris wheel? A BIG JOKE AND A WASTE OF MONEY. Then end of this year they're gonna demolish it. HURRAY A WASTE OF GOOD 15 million down in the drain!


    about the film industry, i totally agree. Yasmin Ahmad have created a new meaning of Malaysia's film. It's raw and it's the real life. It's modern yet very traditional. compare to other stupid movies like Anak Mami and low class movies making lame immature jokes. BURN THOSE MOVIES. waste of cinema space, and money.

    right on, su ann. i agree with you 500%. i think you should run for minister. =D make MALAYSIA MAJU! Make it more pink and happier!

    Badawi and the ministers should kiss your feet.
  • alea · 2 years ago
    and oh yeah, about the cashiers/waiters and every body. note to them, SMILE LAH. and be polite can or not? especially the cashiers, go do the things so slow. Ignore us customers and talk to their colleagues so happily like they're so free but THERE'S A BIG ASS LINE WAITING FOR HER. and alot of counters are closed, because of what?! because of them busy talking to their friends. ROARRRRR. Everytime a slow cashier do her job so slow, i would have to tegur her and tell her im in hurry, and they showed me their 'jeling'. BABI.

    such imbeciles.
  • bs · 2 years ago
    lol @ sweat. i think martian was turned on too.
    OMG U GOOOOO GIRL! I RESPECT u!! *salute*
    u're so damn mature n acerbic for ur age. if u run for PM ar, i surely vote for u one ar.
  • alvin anak kampung · 2 years ago
    eh, janganlah macam tu. Ish ish ish, anak anak muda generasi ini, tidak pikir sebelum blog. Kalau mahu kutuk pun lah tunggu berbulu dahulu. Kita ini government lebih pandai dan berpengetahuan dari little brat like you, tahu?! Next time report ISA kena tangkap, tengok kamu takut tidak. Jangan paksa kami hantar kamu balik ke China.

    Cibai.
  • Aimee · 2 years ago
    kudos, my friend, kudos!
  • jess · 2 years ago
    RM1-for-15 minutes jamban is actually rm0.20 only...
  • Adrian C · 2 years ago
    wow. your blog looks like Raja Petra's MalaysiaToday!! Hats off to u girl, u show great maturity in this post. excellent. Malaysia is wonderfully gifted to hv people like u living here. don't worry about getting served ... freeeedom!!!
  • pinkpau · 2 years ago
    hishy : yea tell me abt it. are we just an impolite culture or is it a lack of service training? sigh. at least we have milo.

    lalita : u know some guidebooks say, 'when in msia, always bring toilet paper with you'. -_____- we are that reknowned for our toilet paper shortage. how was ur trip bak? had a lot of good CNY food i hope? :D

    lumosmaxima : yeah my Rant category is only a month or so old :P no matter, it shall be filled up quickly! aiyo i think my post is mild compared to what a lot of others write.. so im not worried

    asyraf : dat is correct

    the sim : u kidding me ah.. haha The Star didnt even bother to carry a report on tengku adnan's foot-in-mouth incident. chicken as always. aiya dont deny, i know u very homesick! pods and timtams will never make up for good ol nasi lemak and maggi goreng!

    darkhello : yes they are SO anal. everything oso want to blame bloggers. haha this will be the first angsty post of many to come!

    jay : awwwwww you know you wanna come to KL and show me all your magic tricks!!

    michael : coz im damn scared of driving. i could kill someone, man! plus i cant tell what double lines or single lines or dotted lines mean.. having said that i got a 49/50 for my undang. hahaha!

    michelle : they'd rather shut us up, it seems

    val : haha thank u!

    martian : i need to be spanked..

    kok : totally agree. originality! creativity! and TALENT! who designs their stuff, man!

    cat chan : no no no u must come back!

    badawi : you're technically not alive anymore.. geez.. do malaysians not know the name of their own prime minister..

    reallybites : wei tonight i ate this or jien in singapore.. he claims his or jien better than penang's wan. hahaha!

    artificially : i agree with u abt the sum of all this making msia what she is. but our welfare is not being looked out for, and if this keeps going on, we are going to regress as a society and a nation.

    percy : they dont even say sorry in some cases. mas and proton already down the drain, my friend.

    entwined : no worries, my blog very small only.. nobody monitor me wan. actually i wonder what the requirement is to be minister of tourism. must one be well-traveled and knowledgeable abt the cultures of the world? or must he be a good strategist and visionary? or must he be diplomatic? coz it seems like this dude is none of those.

    slurp : i must admit that no i cannot :P i had it translated.

    justakid : hee hee :D

    ch : haha sorry lah i was damn sleepy (look at the time of post!) and angsty when i wrote it, the last thing on my mind was word economy and correct grammar.

    kim : but of coz he reads blogs.. how else would he come up with the fact that all bloggers are liars and 80% of that is unemployed women!

    clem : more than enough ppl have spoken up, but unfortunately those words fall on deaf ears. self-importance and mule-like attitudes will be the fall of our leaders.

    michellesy : thank u! good to know im not the only angsty one!

    melvin : haha why thank u! i thought ppl lazy to read coz it's so long and i didnt bother to pen it all out in proper english

    randomsurfer : aiyo dont lah. u will miss home

    tze : what, rm8 oso want??? ok u start revolution, i join u! can we wear kookai headbands?

    waifon : haha u are more vocal on ur blog than on comments

    stellaboo : ya tell me abt it. all the hypocrisy. everyone just wants an easy way out these days, cops and errant drivers alike

    t.u : the hop-on-hop-off bus as well is not an original msian brainchild either, yet the VM 2007 board are oh so proud of it. stupid wan lah, damn beh tahan. heritage gems like our mak yong dance oso they wanna keep under wraps..... does it not mean anything that UNESCO granted it world heritage recognition???

    ronin : thank u :) ur comment means a lot.

    a for anomie : for unbiased and REAL news, there's always the internet and blogs.. much to the chagrin of our govt, heehee. totally concur abt definition of patriotism. i dont think our govt is very patriotic either.

    melvin : WALAU which malay newspaper berani run that report!!! i am so impressed!!

    sweat : it's good to love the country. i love malaysia too.. as do a lot of others. but this kinda blind love is what the corrupt and the sneaky feed on. they turn our own patriotism against us, and precisely because we dont realize it until it's too late, we become the downfall of our country.

    election : oooooh yeahhhh pink cabinet!!! hahaha!! my cabinet meetings will have ice cream and chocolate cake instead of karipap and gula melaka kuih..

    naz : hehe do i deserve a brownie?

    az1 : thank u :) im very touched.

    alea : YEAH i know what u mean about the jeling. those bitches. nvm we jeling them back. hey have u watched mukhsin? and how did u do for spm!

    bs : aiyo where can have chinese pm. some more i'm female... recent events show that our ministers dont think very highly of women in msia!

    alvin anak kampung : haha u jangan buat bising. pergi minum ur starbucks lah! ataupun pergi melayan pinkpau kesayangan anda di msn. pantat.

    aimee : thank u, my friend, thank u :) im just ranting away.

    jess : izzit? i thought rm1.00?

    adrian c : so if i get served then how!
  • reallybites · 2 years ago
    really ar! hahaha which one do you think is nicer? sg's or pg's ? tell me wheres the sg stall! I wanna go try when i'm there! then I shall tell you which is nicer!
  • pinkpau · 2 years ago
    reallybites : it's in this open-air hawker place (or food court as the sings would call it) called makansutra, next to the esplanade. aiyo it's quite hard to pick which is nicer! penang one the texture is a bit too mushy for my liking, but the taste is fantastic. singapore one crispier a bit but doesnt taste as good.
  • Asyraf Lee · 2 years ago
    Eh my bad, the dude I mentioned earlier was Jerai MP :P

    Anyhow, both are monkeys in suits.
  • alea · 2 years ago
    yes, we shall. no, haven't watch yet. too many people booked the movie, i shall watch it one day. Spm? i got the A's that i wanted la. ;D but me, being the worst Malay ever, i deserved my BM marks, that Uitm also wont accept me. aiyo.
  • BADAWI · 2 years ago
    I WANT TO FUCK YOU UP YOUR ASS!!
  • violet · 2 years ago
    yeah all that "berbudi bahasa bersopan santun" shite are all brochure materials only. In fact, we are all not really like that. we don't give a rat's ass.

    no one says thank you to me everytime i open doors for them. No one returns my smile when I try to be polite. Which is rare. When I speak nicely, they yell back at me.

    Did i tell you abt the time I fell sick and passed out at a side of a road near the curve? I thought i was gonna die. And one staff from the curve came and banged on my window - not to help or to offer help - but to scold me as to why i am SLEEPING there. SLEEPING you know. Already no fucking brains. and then yell "Nevermind la!" and walk off.

    I saw The Curve plastered all over his tag so I know he works there.

    Hypocrites = malaysia.

    And that's only the manners. Don't get me started on religion and culture (work/social). Sheesh.
  • elections · 2 years ago
    how to vote u liddat. waste time fuking ppl instead of managing the country and addressing all the problems.
  • pinkpau · 2 years ago
    asyraf : not tengku adnan meh?!

    alea : go watch, its a good movie :) congrats bout ur results!

    badawi : stop it lah

    violet : wow that's downright horrible of that guy. such a helpful and concerned society we are..

    elections : he aint fuking me.. Martian will not be happy :P
  • Adrian C · 2 years ago
    if u get served, I will do all in my power to come to your defense milady. do not let your heart be troubled, u are not alone in this struggle for freedom yea.
  • :ares: · 2 years ago
    sweet post! I love that, just blasting away the windpipes.
  • melvin · 2 years ago
    check this out...damn funny!

    Tourism Minister Baffled by Truthful Blogger

    Kuala Lumpur - Tourism Minister Tengku Adnan Tengku Mansor was allegedly baffled today when a woman blogger told him an astounding piece of truth.

    "She came up to me and said that I have a very large dick," Tengku Adnan allegedly said. "And then she proceeded to blog about it. About my dick. And how big it is. This is unprecedented on so many levels."

    The minister came under cyber-fire in recent weeks for calling all bloggers, most of them he identified as women in an unannounced study, as liars and unemployed rumour-mongers.

    "The Government spend billions each year on employed liars already - they're called politicians," Tengku Adnan allegedly said. "There is no need for more unemployed liars on the interweb."

    This new development, however, have thrown some doubts to Tengku Adnan's gross generalisation.

    "I don't understand how she could have uncovered the secret about my extra-large dick as it is classified under OSA. And she's a woman, and a blogger, so she should be spreading rumours that my dick is small. This new move just doesn't make any sense," the minister was rumoured to have said.

    However, the issue will not affect Malaysia's Visit Malaysia Year 2007 as Tengku Adnan was rumoured to have made assurances that we have enough lying female bloggers to contribute to the event.

    When contacted, the female blogger in question refused to comment on how she managed to get hold of the information as well as rumours saying that she, in fact, is a he.

    "i dun wanna tok abt it. Even tho it is big. Like cucumber liddat," came her/his short e-mailed reply
  • Cat-chan · 2 years ago
    I'm working on it! Would you believe me if I said I have a plan? *grins slyly* Anyways, just another thought. I don't see anything wrong with calling it as you see it, which, IMHO, is what you're doing at the moment. After all, different people different viewpoints. I'm just wondering if the gov thinks we all ought to have homogenus thoughts/ thinking. Bah.
  • Peter · 2 years ago
    YOU ROCK!!!!!
  • Michelle · 2 years ago
    Fact: The government is uber shallow
    The fiction: They call us liars. Bloody hell lah.
  • Anon · 2 years ago
    Malaysia is run by these bull shit generating asshole, where the only thing they're good at is making up excuses and complaining, how the fuck they expect the things they plan to succeed?

    What other options they have than to find irrelevant reasons to blame others for their own pathetic failure.

    Everything they do is a hopeless failure, take a look at the education department.

    Malaysia, you piece of shit.
  • badawi · 2 years ago
    i still wan ; p