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Re: Why Does It Always Rain In Malaysia

badawi — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 00:49:08 -0000

i still wan ; p

Re: Why Does It Always Rain In Malaysia

Anon — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 03:52:21 -0000

Malaysia is run by these bull shit generating asshole, where the only thing they're good at is making up excuses and complaining, how the fuck they expect the things they plan to succeed?

What other options they have than to find irrelevant reasons to blame others for their own pathetic failure.

Everything they do is a hopeless failure, take a look at the education department.

Malaysia, you piece of shit.

Re: Why Does It Always Rain In Malaysia

Michelle — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 11:06:20 -0000

Fact: The government is uber shallow
The fiction: They call us liars. Bloody hell lah.

Re: Why Does It Always Rain In Malaysia

Peter — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:50:44 -0000

YOU ROCK!!!!!

Re: Why Does It Always Rain In Malaysia

Cat-chan — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 18:45:11 -0000

I'm working on it! Would you believe me if I said I have a plan? *grins slyly* Anyways, just another thought. I don't see anything wrong with calling it as you see it, which, IMHO, is what you're doing at the moment. After all, different people different viewpoints. I'm just wondering if the gov thinks we all ought to have homogenus thoughts/ thinking. Bah.

Re: Why Does It Always Rain In Malaysia

melvin — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 15:09:46 -0000

check this out...damn funny!

Tourism Minister Baffled by Truthful Blogger

Kuala Lumpur - Tourism Minister Tengku Adnan Tengku Mansor was allegedly baffled today when a woman blogger told him an astounding piece of truth.

"She came up to me and said that I have a very large dick," Tengku Adnan allegedly said. "And then she proceeded to blog about it. About my dick. And how big it is. This is unprecedented on so many levels."

The minister came under cyber-fire in recent weeks for calling all bloggers, most of them he identified as women in an unannounced study, as liars and unemployed rumour-mongers.

"The Government spend billions each year on employed liars already - they're called politicians," Tengku Adnan allegedly said. "There is no need for more unemployed liars on the interweb."

This new development, however, have thrown some doubts to Tengku Adnan's gross generalisation.

"I don't understand how she could have uncovered the secret about my extra-large dick as it is classified under OSA. And she's a woman, and a blogger, so she should be spreading rumours that my dick is small. This new move just doesn't make any sense," the minister was rumoured to have said.

However, the issue will not affect Malaysia's Visit Malaysia Year 2007 as Tengku Adnan was rumoured to have made assurances that we have enough lying female bloggers to contribute to the event.

When contacted, the female blogger in question refused to comment on how she managed to get hold of the information as well as rumours saying that she, in fact, is a he.

"i dun wanna tok abt it. Even tho it is big. Like cucumber liddat," came her/his short e-mailed reply

Re: Why Does It Always Rain In Malaysia

:ares: — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:02:58 -0000

sweet post! I love that, just blasting away the windpipes.

Re: Why Does It Always Rain In Malaysia

Adrian C — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:16:59 -0000

if u get served, I will do all in my power to come to your defense milady. do not let your heart be troubled, u are not alone in this struggle for freedom yea.

Re: Why Does It Always Rain In Malaysia

pinkpau — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 03:06:04 -0000

asyraf : not tengku adnan meh?!

alea : go watch, its a good movie :) congrats bout ur results!

badawi : stop it lah

violet : wow that's downright horrible of that guy. such a helpful and concerned society we are..

elections : he aint fuking me.. Martian will not be happy :P

Re: Why Does It Always Rain In Malaysia

elections — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 01:47:19 -0000

how to vote u liddat. waste time fuking ppl instead of managing the country and addressing all the problems.

Re: Why Does It Always Rain In Malaysia

violet — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 01:39:23 -0000

yeah all that "berbudi bahasa bersopan santun" shite are all brochure materials only. In fact, we are all not really like that. we don't give a rat's ass.

no one says thank you to me everytime i open doors for them. No one returns my smile when I try to be polite. Which is rare. When I speak nicely, they yell back at me.

Did i tell you abt the time I fell sick and passed out at a side of a road near the curve? I thought i was gonna die. And one staff from the curve came and banged on my window - not to help or to offer help - but to scold me as to why i am SLEEPING there. SLEEPING you know. Already no fucking brains. and then yell "Nevermind la!" and walk off.

I saw The Curve plastered all over his tag so I know he works there.

Hypocrites = malaysia.

And that's only the manners. Don't get me started on religion and culture (work/social). Sheesh.

Re: Why Does It Always Rain In Malaysia

BADAWI — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 01:36:59 -0000

I WANT TO FUCK YOU UP YOUR ASS!!

Re: Why Does It Always Rain In Malaysia

alea — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 21:40:05 -0000

yes, we shall. no, haven't watch yet. too many people booked the movie, i shall watch it one day. Spm? i got the A's that i wanted la. ;D but me, being the worst Malay ever, i deserved my BM marks, that Uitm also wont accept me. aiyo.

Re: Why Does It Always Rain In Malaysia

Asyraf Lee — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 20:43:57 -0000

Eh my bad, the dude I mentioned earlier was Jerai MP :P

Anyhow, both are monkeys in suits.

Re: Why Does It Always Rain In Malaysia

pinkpau — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 15:03:44 -0000

reallybites : it's in this open-air hawker place (or food court as the sings would call it) called makansutra, next to the esplanade. aiyo it's quite hard to pick which is nicer! penang one the texture is a bit too mushy for my liking, but the taste is fantastic. singapore one crispier a bit but doesnt taste as good.

Re: Why Does It Always Rain In Malaysia

reallybites — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 14:59:11 -0000

really ar! hahaha which one do you think is nicer? sg's or pg's ? tell me wheres the sg stall! I wanna go try when i'm there! then I shall tell you which is nicer!

Re: Why Does It Always Rain In Malaysia

pinkpau — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 14:53:04 -0000

hishy : yea tell me abt it. are we just an impolite culture or is it a lack of service training? sigh. at least we have milo.

lalita : u know some guidebooks say, 'when in msia, always bring toilet paper with you'. -_____- we are that reknowned for our toilet paper shortage. how was ur trip bak? had a lot of good CNY food i hope? :D

lumosmaxima : yeah my Rant category is only a month or so old :P no matter, it shall be filled up quickly! aiyo i think my post is mild compared to what a lot of others write.. so im not worried

asyraf : dat is correct

the sim : u kidding me ah.. haha The Star didnt even bother to carry a report on tengku adnan's foot-in-mouth incident. chicken as always. aiya dont deny, i know u very homesick! pods and timtams will never make up for good ol nasi lemak and maggi goreng!

darkhello : yes they are SO anal. everything oso want to blame bloggers. haha this will be the first angsty post of many to come!

jay : awwwwww you know you wanna come to KL and show me all your magic tricks!!

michael : coz im damn scared of driving. i could kill someone, man! plus i cant tell what double lines or single lines or dotted lines mean.. having said that i got a 49/50 for my undang. hahaha!

michelle : they'd rather shut us up, it seems

val : haha thank u!

martian : i need to be spanked..

kok : totally agree. originality! creativity! and TALENT! who designs their stuff, man!

cat chan : no no no u must come back!

badawi : you're technically not alive anymore.. geez.. do malaysians not know the name of their own prime minister..

reallybites : wei tonight i ate this or jien in singapore.. he claims his or jien better than penang's wan. hahaha!

artificially : i agree with u abt the sum of all this making msia what she is. but our welfare is not being looked out for, and if this keeps going on, we are going to regress as a society and a nation.

percy : they dont even say sorry in some cases. mas and proton already down the drain, my friend.

entwined : no worries, my blog very small only.. nobody monitor me wan. actually i wonder what the requirement is to be minister of tourism. must one be well-traveled and knowledgeable abt the cultures of the world? or must he be a good strategist and visionary? or must he be diplomatic? coz it seems like this dude is none of those.

slurp : i must admit that no i cannot :P i had it translated.

justakid : hee hee :D

ch : haha sorry lah i was damn sleepy (look at the time of post!) and angsty when i wrote it, the last thing on my mind was word economy and correct grammar.

kim : but of coz he reads blogs.. how else would he come up with the fact that all bloggers are liars and 80% of that is unemployed women!

clem : more than enough ppl have spoken up, but unfortunately those words fall on deaf ears. self-importance and mule-like attitudes will be the fall of our leaders.

michellesy : thank u! good to know im not the only angsty one!

melvin : haha why thank u! i thought ppl lazy to read coz it's so long and i didnt bother to pen it all out in proper english

randomsurfer : aiyo dont lah. u will miss home

tze : what, rm8 oso want??? ok u start revolution, i join u! can we wear kookai headbands?

waifon : haha u are more vocal on ur blog than on comments

stellaboo : ya tell me abt it. all the hypocrisy. everyone just wants an easy way out these days, cops and errant drivers alike

t.u : the hop-on-hop-off bus as well is not an original msian brainchild either, yet the VM 2007 board are oh so proud of it. stupid wan lah, damn beh tahan. heritage gems like our mak yong dance oso they wanna keep under wraps..... does it not mean anything that UNESCO granted it world heritage recognition???

ronin : thank u :) ur comment means a lot.

a for anomie : for unbiased and REAL news, there's always the internet and blogs.. much to the chagrin of our govt, heehee. totally concur abt definition of patriotism. i dont think our govt is very patriotic either.

melvin : WALAU which malay newspaper berani run that report!!! i am so impressed!!

sweat : it's good to love the country. i love malaysia too.. as do a lot of others. but this kinda blind love is what the corrupt and the sneaky feed on. they turn our own patriotism against us, and precisely because we dont realize it until it's too late, we become the downfall of our country.

election : oooooh yeahhhh pink cabinet!!! hahaha!! my cabinet meetings will have ice cream and chocolate cake instead of karipap and gula melaka kuih..

naz : hehe do i deserve a brownie?

az1 : thank u :) im very touched.

alea : YEAH i know what u mean about the jeling. those bitches. nvm we jeling them back. hey have u watched mukhsin? and how did u do for spm!

bs : aiyo where can have chinese pm. some more i'm female... recent events show that our ministers dont think very highly of women in msia!

alvin anak kampung : haha u jangan buat bising. pergi minum ur starbucks lah! ataupun pergi melayan pinkpau kesayangan anda di msn. pantat.

aimee : thank u, my friend, thank u :) im just ranting away.

jess : izzit? i thought rm1.00?

adrian c : so if i get served then how!

Re: Why Does It Always Rain In Malaysia

Adrian C — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 13:50:27 -0000

wow. your blog looks like Raja Petra's MalaysiaToday!! Hats off to u girl, u show great maturity in this post. excellent. Malaysia is wonderfully gifted to hv people like u living here. don't worry about getting served ... freeeedom!!!

Re: Why Does It Always Rain In Malaysia

jess — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:20:12 -0000

RM1-for-15 minutes jamban is actually rm0.20 only...

Re: Why Does It Always Rain In Malaysia

Aimee — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 10:57:20 -0000

kudos, my friend, kudos!

Re: Why Does It Always Rain In Malaysia

alvin anak kampung — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 10:17:52 -0000

eh, janganlah macam tu. Ish ish ish, anak anak muda generasi ini, tidak pikir sebelum blog. Kalau mahu kutuk pun lah tunggu berbulu dahulu. Kita ini government lebih pandai dan berpengetahuan dari little brat like you, tahu?! Next time report ISA kena tangkap, tengok kamu takut tidak. Jangan paksa kami hantar kamu balik ke China.

Cibai.

Re: Why Does It Always Rain In Malaysia

bs — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:27:14 -0000

lol @ sweat. i think martian was turned on too.
OMG U GOOOOO GIRL! I RESPECT u!! *salute*
u're so damn mature n acerbic for ur age. if u run for PM ar, i surely vote for u one ar.

Re: Why Does It Always Rain In Malaysia

alea — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 07:51:46 -0000

and oh yeah, about the cashiers/waiters and every body. note to them, SMILE LAH. and be polite can or not? especially the cashiers, go do the things so slow. Ignore us customers and talk to their colleagues so happily like they're so free but THERE'S A BIG ASS LINE WAITING FOR HER. and alot of counters are closed, because of what?! because of them busy talking to their friends. ROARRRRR. Everytime a slow cashier do her job so slow, i would have to tegur her and tell her im in hurry, and they showed me their 'jeling'. BABI.

such imbeciles.

Re: Why Does It Always Rain In Malaysia

alea — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 07:45:39 -0000

su ann. i salute you. you have said what i've wanted to say in a VERY long time about our uniquely stupid government. The ferris wheel? A BIG JOKE AND A WASTE OF MONEY. Then end of this year they're gonna demolish it. HURRAY A WASTE OF GOOD 15 million down in the drain!

about the film industry, i totally agree. Yasmin Ahmad have created a new meaning of Malaysia's film. It's raw and it's the real life. It's modern yet very traditional. compare to other stupid movies like Anak Mami and low class movies making lame immature jokes. BURN THOSE MOVIES. waste of cinema space, and money.

right on, su ann. i agree with you 500%. i think you should run for minister. =D make MALAYSIA MAJU! Make it more pink and happier!

Badawi and the ministers should kiss your feet.

Re: Why Does It Always Rain In Malaysia

Az1 — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 06:01:18 -0000

Totally agree with PinkPau. Those who do not like what PinkPau posted here, butt off. She's is 110% correct and those who can think, agrees.

Yay PinkPau!!